I hate it when my day is fantastic and then it goes to shit.
“There is no use in trying to hold on to the scattered pieces.”
What if you played a game where you put a bit of each element in each chocolate.
The last person alive wins.
reblogging because that.
Robert Pattinson wins the “Most Likely To Be A Douchebag But Turned Out To Be A Pretty Cool Guy” Award.
Cole Sprouse wins the “Seems To Be A Cool Guy But Turned Out To Be A Douchebag” Award
Chris Brown wins the “Most Likely To Be A Douchebag But Turned Out To Be An Even Bigger Douchebag” Award.
Leonardo DiCaprio Seems To Be A Cool Guy But Never Wins An Award
- Descending major 3rd: ding-dong
- Descending minor 3rd: sad ding-dong
change the direction of the train if you concentrate
no this is omg what NO
imagine a grape-sized human
OR A HUMAN-SIZED GRAPE OH MY GOD
Well, that’s enough internet for me today.
Well that escalated quickly
i can nt breath this old man who has like the biggest onion ever is so pr ou d of it
LOOK HOW HAPPY HIS ONION MAKES HIM
I’d love to sit there and just drink my tea, listening to the rain
I’d love to have sex there and listen to the rain between moans
there are two kinds of people
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Just thinking about tomorrow is making my heart go into overdrive. I’m gonna have an anxiety attack. Like whoa.